Today's Darwin Award Winner
Ventura teacher's hand severed when paperweight explodes:
Part of a teacher's hand was blown off when a 40 mm round the instructor used as a paperweight on his desk exploded in his classroom.
Robert Colla struck the round with an object Monday afternoon while teaching 20 to 25 students at the Ventura Adult Education Center on Valentine Road.
I'm trying to think of the word for this and I can't quite... oh yes, here it is. The word is DUH.